Lily Jordan comes downstairs in nothing but a thong while I m cutting her grapefruit! When I point it out, she says I used to smack her butt all the time. I thought it was weird, but anyway, she hops on the couch, asking if me and her stepmother were fighting again. She starts to sympathize with me and says is it because she doesn t want to do stuff with me? While she s talking to me, she starts rubbing my leg, saying if we were married, we d do stuff everyday.. I know this is my stepdaughter, but I can t help what happened next.