My friend Kelly is always late but you would think the one time he would be ontime is when he knows there is a beautiful girl (thats me!!! hehe) waiting for him outside his apt. Ill give him this hes atleast honest he was late cuz he had to finsh a game of darts...are you kidding me!!! darts i sincerely hope guys that if im ever waiting outside your apt and i call you telling you i want to fuck and i want fuck now youll drop whatever it is your doing expecially if its a game of freakin darts. I should also mention my friend kelly is kind of weirf hes got a pittsburg penguins tattoo with #66 next to it which i think is the number of a hockey player or something honetly i didnt ask cuz i didnt want to know cuz i wasnt up for talking i was only up for fucking...so i was even more disturbed to find when he finally got here he gets a call from his roomate saying his parents are in the apt so we couldnt go up yet. i wasnt about to wait so i dragged him into the stairwell of the building and
