I called you into my office to talk about your grades. I understand it can be tough to get settled into college but I feel like you re a bit distracted in class. I often catch you staring at me and almost drooling over my tiny little feet and painted toenails. I m willing to work with you and help you deal with those distractions but I m going to need you to trust me and to do what I tell you. Are you ready to proceed?
