I’m sitting on the couch, feeling super gassy while my stepson rests in the other room. I call my best friend, and we start talking and farting nonstop. Long, loud, bubbly farts fill the air as we laugh about how gassy we both are. I tell her my stepson secretly loves my farts, and she admits hers do too. They think we don’t know, but we both find it kinda hot.
