I m so excited for your visit over the break, sweetie! I ve made some lifestyle changes that I m nervous to share with you, but I think you ll enjoy them. Mommy is a nudist!
There s nothing to be embarrassed about, darling. None of the neighbors seem to mind. What do you mean it makes you uncomfortab-OH! I m flattered that I can make you so hard. Since we re the only two home right now, take those pants off and let Mommy teach you all about the lifestyle. I ll cover myself in whipped cream to make it extra sweet.