Me and my roommate are about to start getting ready to prepare Christmas dinner and head over to some friends. I sit down to enjoy my beverage before we do. I sip and whoa - I feel funny. My belly is hurting and I start groaning from how bloated I feel. suddenly, just like a balloon being blown up, I was bloated with a huge belly! my roommate explains that they think I am so much hotter when I am bloated and almost immobile. my belly keeps getting bigger and im so uncomfortable from the bloat and the weight! I tell my roommate im not going out then. I wasn t having fun anymore and my roommate still wants me to come so she lets me in a secret... if I sip more of the drink, all the bloat will go to my ass instead! I start drinking and whoa! it worked! my ass is HUGE
