You’re home early from your date to find your hot, curvy step-sister (Sydney Screams) sitting on the couch texting. I ask you how your date went, but given how disappointed your face looks, I assume that your date went poorly… again. You seem to have a string of bad luck when it comes to dates, almost like you don’t know what you’re doing or you’re too awkward. Despite my being a bitch, you can’t keep your eyes off me. Have you ever considered that you weren’t cut out for dating? You keep striking out, so you could just stay at home with a bottle of lotion and your favorite porn, gooning away. Oh, you’ve never heard of gooning? It’s the perfect solution for undateable guys like you. It’s the perfect solution for you! Save your date money, stay home and jerk off for hours. All that money saved can go towards buying more & more porn, jerking off all day long. Dating isn’t working for you, so focus on what you can do. You’ll never deal with rejection when all you do goon all day long. Giv
