One afternoon I was doing my normal thing, posted up outside of a gym trying to enlighten all of the peasants to the word of the true god, Satan. Eventually this pitiful (and fucking sexy) Christian girl comes up and decides she is going to preach her worthless religion to me. All I knew in that moment was that I was going to fuck her sideways. So, I play along, and agree to let her try and show me the “true light.” A few days later she shows up at my place, but brings along some pussy ass boyfriend with her. That immediately angers me, but I use it to my advantage and make him sit across the room in silence while we go about our business. First she reads some bs passage from her little bible, feeds me a stale cracker, and some decent cab. You can see how gullible she is, and how much she wants to believe I have now seen her god for what he is. Well, it turns out, I have. He is a giant fucking pussy and only Satan maintains his place in my soul. So as agreed she lets me read from my bi
