You re with your kinda mean girlfriend, Miss Mia, and you re super desperate to find a bathroom. Desperately trying to hold in both ends, Mia laughs at you doing the pee pee dance & farting. OMG, they stink so bad. She s not sympathetic to your plight as you continue farting & leak some pee into your khakis. Ewwww... it smells like MESS... turn around. OMG there s a bulge in the back! You did mess yourself! She s super mean and makes fun of you relentlessly... you can t hold the pee & totally wet your pants & now there s a big puddle underneath you! So gross and smelly! Mias friend comes back to let you in the house & smells the #2... oh dear, what s this puddle underneath him. You are NOT coming into the house like this. The girls laugh at the fact you wet & messed your pants & talk about hosing you off outside.
