Some 5-star hotels brag about their king-size beds. Me? I was way more impressed by... the other king-size situation of the night.
Romantic vibes, candles... and a gentleman who showed up with VERY convincing arguments. The kind of arguments that make you forget your own damn name.
People always say size doesn t matter. Clearly, they ve never done proper field research.
Check-in 8pm. Check-out... honestly forgot to check the time.
Sensual, intense, and generously dimensioned for the occasion.