Step into my office, failure. Your quarterly compliance review is here, and your performance is absolutely pathetic.
I ve reviewed your worship metrics, your discipline protocols, and your tribute history - you re failing at every fucking benchmark. You don t know what corporate obedience looks like, you miss your assigned tasks, and your attempts at devotion are insulting. I m going to correct your behavior with brutal honesty, strict orgasm control, and degrading punishments that remind you exactly where you rank in my empire is: groveling at the bottom as a worthless corporate drone.
Ready to be retrained by your Goddess CEO, or should we discuss your immediate termination?