Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you naked in my bed? Are you seriously taking dick pics in my room? For your girlfriend? Do you think any girl wants to see a pic of your dick? Well I can tell you right now that no girl is going to want to see whatever pics you re taking now. Here, let me help you. I know what I would rather see. It s not like I haven t been sent dick pics before anyway. But if this is going to work, you re going to have to get yourself hard. Ugh, do you need help with that? Fine, because I want you to get out of my room, I tell you what. I ll suck your cock to help you get hard and take better pics. You ok with that? I hope you don t mind if I take a few pics with your dick in my mouth. I ve never gone down on a dude before while holding a camera. Seems like a missed opportunity to not at least get a few pics of it. Now I want you to cum on my tits. I don t want a drop of cum anywhere in my room. (Ha! I m totally sending some of these pics to his girlfriend
