Everybody should have a party piece. Thats defined as something that people always do when theyre asked to do contribute an entertaining or unusual bit to an evenings festivities.
It can be a song, a dance, a series of jokes...or it can be having yourself stripped naked with your wrists and ankles bound, and placed upside down in a doorway with a funnel stuck in your lips so that you can try to see how much pee you can aim into your own mouth.
Its suspenseful for the other guests because, if theyre inclined to wager, they can bet on how many times the urine actually reaches and spirals down the funnel.
True, party pieces have evolved with society. Yesterdays soulful rendition of Beautiful Dreamer has become todays exercise in extreme sex behavior. But just remember, as Wendy Moon here does, that you have to be in the properly uninhibited social circles to be able to perform The Funnel Trick!
Contemplate the pissing possibilities of this up-to-date party piece in a f
