Oh look at you, you pathetic pee-pee boy, crawling back to my page because no real woman would ever waste her time on a micro-dicked loser like you. In this unrelenting SPH roast, I stare straight into your soul through the camera, laughing mercilessly at that disgusting tiny nub you dare call a cock. It s smaller than my pinky finger, hell, it s barely a clitty hiding in shame between your saggy balls. I mock every pathetic inch (or lack thereof), telling you exactly why you ll end your life a virgin, alone in your stained sheets, jerking that worthless worm while real men fuck goddesses like me. Your micro-dick couldn t satisfy a Fleshlight, let alone my divine pussy. You d need a microscope to find it, you lonely loser, no woman has ever or will ever spread her legs for that embarrassing excuse for manhood. I shatter your ego relentlessly, describing how I d laugh if you tried to penetrate anything deeper than a keyhole, how your erections look flaccid and defeated, and why you re