I’m chilling on the couch in my favorite short white leggings that hug my big, thick ass perfectly, just relaxing and on my phone. I don’t even care about the camera. I let out deep, warm, natural farts whenever they come, my cheeks jiggling slightly with each rip while I stay completely focused on my screen. Some are soft and long, others loud and bubbly, but I just keep scrolling like it’s the most normal thing in the world. Imagine if I were your girlfriend and you came home to this every day.
