What kind of inconsiderate husband forgets his semi-newly wedded wife s birthday? I ll tell you who, your step-father! He knows how important I think birthdays are because I always go way out to give him such a nice day. I certainly thought that now since we re married he would make today extremely special for me. All day I ve waited for something from him and now he called to say he is working late and for me not to wait up. That s it, I m getting dressed up and taking myself out and if I m lucky I ll get some birthday cock. Oh, what s that behind your back? Aww, how sweet a flower for me? You remembered my birthday! You are nothing like your step-father. I mean, you re just my stepson and you remembered to do something nice for me. Say, why don t I stay home instead of going out to a club. I could stay home and hang with you. Would you like that? Would it be wrong to tell you that sometimes I wish I had married you instead of your step-father? I mentioned I wanted birthday cock and I
