Today we re going to have a conversation about what you like but hide from everyone. I know it s a secret, but it s just you and me here. So you can relax, because I m going to tell you about my mouth, about my teeth, about the noise my mouth makes when I eat, about the sound of my teeth chewing, about how my stomach feels when I eat too much!
And of course, I m going to show you all of this from the inside, with pictures of my throat, my uvula and how sexy the inside of my mouth is.
You re going to see my long tongue and I m going to make you feel licked, tasted and swallowed. I know that s what you want. Don t worry. It s safe with me!