I came home after a night out, gassy and feeling naughty. You are my stepson in the next room, trying to fake you weren’t listening, but I could hear you stroking it to the sound of my juicy bubble farts. You thought I didn’t notice? Oh, baby, I knew exactly what I was doing. I made them louder, wetter, and filthier just for you. And when did you finally come hard? That was the reward I was aiming for.