My step-son has been spending all of his time glued to his laptop recently, even on the weekends when we could be spending time together. All I want to do is hang out with him, maybe go to the gym together, see a movie, I mean; ANYTHING. Nope, always the laptop. So one day after he is ignoring me yet again, he goes to take a shower and I immediately snoop his computer to see what he is looking at all the time. IT S A PORN SITE. Not only is it a porn site, but it s of a woman that looks IDENTICAL TO ME. Why would he be watching porn that looks like his mommy? Does he like me like that? Does he want to fuck his mommy? I am mortified and go straight into the bathroom to call him out and see what is going on. He has little to offer, and so I get resourceful. I notice that the profile also mentions some extra options like call service, so I call her up to see if she will come entertain my step-son to hopefully get this mommy look-alike fantasy out of his head. She, unfortunately, tells me
