You come into my room and I ask if you want to see my new plants. I know you don t care but just humor me will you? I go through each of the new plants I got throughout the month while you pay attention to what s between my legs. The perfect petals that come together and open apart as my legs shift and move. My skirt is just way too short to hide anything. But don t worry. I knew this would happen. I m not upset in the slightest.