I get home super bloated from the dinner party, crashing on the couch in my lounge clothes to scroll my phone as relaxed farts blast out one after another. My stepson is crashed out next door, but I know he jerks hard to my gas usually, our dirty secret. I call my best friend, and we giggle about our stepsons craving stepmom farts, loving how we tease them with our stinky loads.
