You made me a promise months ago to gain weight and get big and fat, but I know that you re still going to the gym. I, Sydney Screams, remember how you order healthy food whenever we go out to eat at a restaurant. It s almost like you don t want to gain weight! Surely that can t be the case, because why else would you have made that promise, hmm? Frankly, I m tired of you saying one thing and doing something completely different. So, I went to my coven and explained what was going on, how you haven t gained any weight despite your promise. Together, we came up with a magic spell for me to cast on you that will give you endless hunger and a never-ending appetite. Your hunger will know no limits! As I recite the spell, the magic starts to take hold of you and your stomach starts to growl. You can feel it working, though you try to resist. It s too late. My intentions were focused solely on you and your growth. You ll never feel stuffed or full ever again, instead you ll feel a bottomless
