I need a girlfriend. It seems everywhere I look people are hooking up. Even my Stepmom Lolly who found my Pops. Why don t i have someone to date and have sex with? Anyways my stepmom is really cool and trendy, so i figured id hit her up for some advice. Do you know she met my old man on a dating app? Now they are married. I had no idea that is how they met. Anyways it turns out its as easy as uploading some pics and a profile and you can match with different ladies that like you! I m in! Lolly took some nice pics of me and i proceeded to make my account. See ya Stepmom. I am going to take this phone in my room and meet some babes. Just 5 minutes in and I matched. She a Busty Blonde who loves long walks on the beach, loves to skate and Oh wow! She s just 10 feet away? Could it be my neighbor? Lolly barges into my room as i am trying to figure out my next moves. Turns out she is the one who matched with me. She really loves me so she wanted to make sure i know what to do with these women
