My school s principal, Principal James, calls me into her office, and she s clearly not happy. I worked so hard on my research paper, and she has the nerve to call it appalling! What s worse, she said it s so inappropriate that I won t be graduating. What a closed-minded bitch. I have definitive proof that women are designed to be subservient to men, but she doesn t even want to fact-check my work. I decide to show her that my theories are spot on. She takes a look at my proprietary app designed to restore women to their primitive, natural state of sexual servitude.
