My dear citizens of AstroWorld, it s time once again to address you and this entire nation!
Your fearless supreme leader Sydney is addressing you to inform you of the complete takeover of many more countries around the world. Since she last addressed you, her empire has grown exponentially! All businesses and governments are owned and run by women, and men are taxed through the roof. This has only increased the economic output of Astroworld immensely! You put your trust in her and she has brought you prosperity and complete control of the men of the Republic.
Now that several completing nations have been conquered, there s only one goal left - to conquer the entire world! The last few hold out countries will put up resistance, so in order to complete this goal productivity will need to increase. Therefore, Goddess Sydney declares that all men will be taxed even higher, and each one will go into chastity for an entire year! This will keep them focused on their purpose - no
