I, Sydney Screams, have invited you over today because I really need to tell you something. As the two of us sit in my living room, I tell you that I m a little nervous to confess something to you. You and I have been friends for years and I realized something recently that I want to tell you. I have feelings for you, not just like friendship feelings but more than that. I really like you, and I hope that you reciprocate my feelings. But after I confess, you tell me that you don t feel the same way about me. It s ok, I m not going to make it weird or try to sabotage your relationship. We can still be friends! You tell me that you ve never thought about me like that and start telling me all the reasons why you re not into me. I tell you it s not necessary to list off the reasons, but you keep going until I tell you that you re being a jerk. What happened to the nice guy I know?! I get fed up with it quickly and change my mind about how this is going to go. I grab you and pull you close