You can t believe your luck! You ve got a job interview with the CEO, Sydney Screams, of a company that is a perfect fit for your experience and background, but there s just one itty bitty little problem... As the CEO of the company, I tell you that we ll be in touch, but you re unsatisfied by that response and ask me for feedback. I m shocked but appreciate your tenacity, so I decide to give you the honest truth: I m only interested in hiring fat women. My entire brand is built around fat femininity, and as a man, I don t think you d fit into the company culture. This is my legacy and my pride & joy, and I m not about to allow a man to join my ranks. Even if I overlook the fact that you re a man, you re still not fat. You counter me by asking if there is anything you can do to change my mind, and you really do mean anything! I m fascinated by the question, and tell you that if you really, truly want to join my company you re going to have to make big changes to yourself. You can no lo
