Would you look at this? My belly is swelling up! I was naughty and tried some gum, it was only a bit of candy, but this started happening. I feel so heavy and full of fluid. It started when the gum tasted like blueberries. I can’t be turning into a blueberry, can I? I’m so big and round. It feels like it’s full of juice, maybe I am turning into a blueberry. It was only a piece of candy, I don’t deserve this. It’s swelling so big I can barely catch my wind. I feel like my entire body is full of juice and pulp. I don’t know what to do. How much can I swell before I pop. We have to do something! Do you think this big blueberry belly could be drained? Do you have something you can gently pop it with? I’m getting so big and round that you’ll have to roll me somewhere safe to find something to pop me with and return to normal. If I keep going like this, I’ll explode! How was I supposed to know I would get so big just from one harmless treat? Filmed at 42 weeks pregnant. No special effects, v
