I know what you did last holiday step-uncle.
You thought i didn t knew, but im awake the whole time and letting you do it on to me while everybody at their own room. And now i can t help it anymore i wanna sit on my favorite step-uncle s face, your sweet little favorite step-niece—the one you’ve always spoiled the most, the one who cuddles up to you and calls you “my favorite step-Uncle” with that big innocent smile.
