I went to the restaurant with zero self-control and stuffed myself with all the creamy, milky foods I know I shouldn’t eat because of my milk intolerance and IBS. By the time I left, my belly was swollen, tight, and super bloated. The second I got home, the gas hit me hard. I tried to hold it, but couldn’t. Loud, deep, bubbly farts kept ripping out of my thick ass one after another. The pressure got so bad that I had to run to the bathroom, drop my pants, and finally explode. Wave after wave of long, loud, stinky farts thundered out while my bloated belly slowly deflated. Real, desperate, and completely shameless post-restaurant gassy relief.
