I am so happy to have you, my nephew, staying here with me for the weekend! As your aunt, I, Sydney Screams, know that we’re going to have so much fun together. As the fun aunt, I’ve been waiting for you to turn 21 so we can go out. Despite my enthusiasm, you’ve got some bad news that has really dampened your mood: your girlfriend broke up with you and you’re not really up for going out. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to improve your spirits though, so when you ask to see the lipstick I was going to put on to go out, I’m happy to apply the dark red lipstick. You watch as I carefully apply the MAC lipstick to my naturally full lips and smack them together, before telling me that I’ve got very kissable lips (implied). I do my best to cheer you up, but what happens next, I wasn’t ready for!
You confess that your girlfriend broke up with you because you’re a bad kisser, and you ask me to help teach you how to kiss. Using my own words back at me, you remind me that I’m the fun a
