It’s my birthday, and I’m celebrating as disgustingly and deliciously as possible. I start by farting directly on the muffins, letting out loud, wet, stinky farts all over them. Then I fill my ass with whipped cream, doing an enema, shake my thick cheeks and push it out, decorating the muffins with my warm, creamy ass juice mixed with farts. Once they’re nicely “frosted,” I sit on all the muffins with my full, heavy weight, smashing them completely under my big chubby ass. I grind and squish everything into a total creamy, messy disaster. Super nasty, wet, gassy and filthy birthday treat made with my ass just for you.
