Are you looking for someone to help you around the house? Well I am very hard working and always stick around until the job is done. Just try to keep your eyes on the task at hand and not me because I look so very cute in my construction out. What s That? You see my thong while I am bending down to measure your cabinets? Well we cant have that; perhaps I should just slip them off, besides it s getting hot doing all this work. Will you assist me with the measuring tape and see how long my special project is? By the way I don t take cash for all the work performed, I only want to be paid by dirty sex.
