It is so fucking hot outside! I swear, the moment I left to run errands, I started sweating soooo bad!
Wait a minute... do you notice that smell? Oh no... I think it s my ass! I bet it stinks from all the sweating I ve been doing
Would you do me a favor and come smell my anus for me please? I can t quite get back there myself, and I know you ve always said that you d do anything to put your face in it... so now s your chance!
Just give me one little sniff test, and I promise I ll give you something that I know you ve always wanted... ME!