You’ve arrived at work one day to learn that giantess Sydney has been hired by corporate to help with downsizing by determining the weakest links in your department. Now under the microscope (both figuratively and literally, considering your tiny statures as she towers over you all) the meeting concludes. She wishes you all good luck, but reminds you that its not luck determining whose lives - er livelihoods, are at stake but her. A few weeks later you and a handful of colleagues are brought back into Sydney’s office. Decisions have been made. You are part of a group that she’s determined were the least productive employees and now you’re going to face the consequences. There’s nothing any of you can do. A contract was signed and there’s no escaping. First is a shrunken secretary, who happens to be the wife of one of your colleagues. How odd that the department has gotten away with hiring incompetent friends and spouses! No productivity, yet allowed to stay? Not anymore, because the se
