We ve lived together for a while now, long enough for me to start seeing all the little secret eating habits that you think you re successfully hiding. Don t worry, I m not here to stage an intervention or try to persuade you to start working out and eating healthy. Actually, I think it s pretty hot that you ve let yourself grow bigger. It s easy to see how you ve done it too: all those delivery orders with multiple meals just for yourself and midnight snacks really start to add up, especially when someone is as sedentary as you. I like this body you re growing into, all the blubber that s softening your body. There s no need to try to hide it with baggy clothes, not while you re living with me at least. You re gaining more and more weight, and soon enough those baggy clothes won t even fit you. Right now, you ve got a dadbod going, but the way you eat and stuff your face, soon enough you ll become morbidly obese. You ve grown so fat that you ve even got moobs hiding under that baggy t