I lay down on the sofa and decided to play with my ass. I applied some lubricant and looked around to see what I had on hand. The only thing nearby was a very thick candle. I decided to insert it into my ass—especially since it matched the color of my outfit perfectly. At one point, I picked up a lighter and lit it. Then I decided to pee, and I ended up peeing all over myself. All in all, it was awesome!
