Me and my college buddy Rion were home for spring break with no plan except not to do anything wild, which lasted about as long as it took us to sit down and admit the truth: since we’d broken up with our last girls we hadn’t been getting any, and campus had been a dry joke. That was when our old men’s wives came in from a night out that had clearly been aimed at the usual guys and just as clearly hadn’t satisfied them. They sat with us, the talk slid toward women, and I let it out that we’d had crushes on them for years, that we used to go over to play just because they were the hottest ladies on the block. That did it. Something dirty flicked on behind their eyes. They were hesitant—this was insane, we were their husbands’ boys, we were friends—but they decided to swap anyway. They pulled us in and went for our cocks first, mouths hot and sudden, and we were so taken aback we just stood there throbbing while they sucked us like they’d been starving for it. We shoved our pants down, l
