Dee Williams, the neighborhood s unofficial welcome wagon, decided to pay a friendly visit to Will Tile s house after spotting him looking confused at the local potluck. The pleasantries came to a screeching halt in Will s living room when he, armed with the neighborhood s most juicy gossip, confronted Dee about her extracurricular activities with various local men while still technically married. Dee, with a twinkle in her eye, dropped the bombshell that not only was her husband fully aware of her neighborhood conquests, he was actually her biggest cheerleader—complete with custom-made pom-poms and a Go Dee Go foam finger. Will s jaw hit the hardwood floor when she pointed out that he was apparently the only guy on the block who hadn t experienced the legendary Williams Welcome, a situation she was there to immediately remedy with much enthusiasm.
