My friendly neighbourhood watch member noticed the steady stream of burly black men arriving at my door and decided to defend white men everywhere, insisting some of them are packing too. Intrigued, I bent over and waited for this inconceivable promise of pleasure. What I got was 14 minutes of SPH comedy and cruelty: buffeted against a table and prodded by what felt like a pencil, this white boy had nothing but an underwhelming little cock that was never going to stretch my pussy. So I did what a goddess does and humiliated him for it, thoroughly. Sock stuffing fools nobody, least of all me. MS238